OBEY ALL FACEBOOK RULES: War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength. If you want to keep a secret you must hide it from yourself. Big Brother is watching you. DO NOT LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU.
This is almost as bad as finding out that the management of another chicken fast food restaurant does not support same-sex marriage, for religious reasons. But as it turns out, years before that happened, as angry Liberals pulled up to drive through windows and screamed at the kids working the cash register, this. Clearly there is a conspiracy on the part of Trump supporters, even though yes, this was in 2009 and yes, Trump was not running for President yet, but still, clearly Trump supporters were secretly colluding with Russians to humiliate, harass and starve minorities. Trump has been dividing this country for long enough!
We are told that ISIS has nothing to do with Islam and yet, this video caused a HUGE UPROAR among Muslims who said they were offended. They say that the video is making fun of their religion. So which is it? Everything, absolutely everything that ISIS does, is what the “prophet”Muhammad did. The Quran orders Muslims, dozens of times, to imitate Muhammad. ISIS is doing just that. ISIS is following Islam perfectly. So maybe the offended Muslims are right.
*** SATIRE ***
Reza Aslan was once hailed at the most prolific voice in America for standing up for the rights of Muslims, to follow their own law, instead of the laws of the land. Now he has become a symbol for young Muslim men everywhere, to put down their Quran, take off the suicide vest and put on an Ivanka Trump Floral Print Summer dress (available at Macy’s).