*** SATIRE ***
Reza Aslan was once hailed at the most prolific voice in America for standing up for the rights of Muslims, to follow their own law, instead of the laws of the land. Now he has become a symbol for young Muslim men everywhere, to put down their Quran, take off the suicide vest and put on an Ivanka Trump Floral Print Summer dress (available at Macy’s).
We are told that ISIS has nothing to do with Islam and yet, this video caused a HUGE UPROAR among Muslims who said they were offended. They say that the video is making fun of their religion. So which is it? Everything, absolutely everything that ISIS does, is what the “prophet”Muhammad did. The Quran orders Muslims, dozens of times, to imitate Muhammad. ISIS is doing just that. ISIS is following Islam perfectly. So maybe the offended Muslims are right.